“I haven’t wrote like, sentences since I was in high school.” Travis Sexsmith in regards to typing things on his computer.

Being late is stupid. It’s not a big deal unless you are chronically late like me… Then it’s a problem.

“It’s like throwing a hotdog down a hallway” – Chris Martindale

“Thats it, a one month boycot just based off the fact that we got a male waitress” – Jay Miron