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Where are you from? Marseille, France.
Birth date? Hime the holdest guy on the team.
Home town? Moscow, Russia.
Coolest guy on the team? Me, French people are better than all others.
What kind of rider are you? Flatland for life.
How long is your seat post sticking out of the frame? One foot. When it’s that high it feels great on my ass.
Favorite riding spot? JC Monaco. The flatland scene there is going off.
Favorite rider not on MacNeil? David Beckham.
How wide are your bars? Two feet four inches.
Highest bunny hop? Eight inches and two feet.
Best trick you invented? Two fingers in my ass, with a dick in my mouth. It feels good.
Worst trick you invented? Two dicks in my ass, with one finger in my mouth. It hurts.
What kind of cell phone do you own? A nokia blazor.
Vacation, Los Vegas or sandy beach? Los Vegas for the hookers.
NYC or LA? NYC.
Paris or london? London. The food is much better.
Small town hick or big city bastard? I’m a bastard that didn’t fill out his interview. So this is what I get.
Can you play a musical instrument? I can play the skin flute.
Top five favorite web sites? Hotlittleboys.com, meatspin.com, backdoorbuddies.com, wineandcheese.com, frogsex.com.
Other sports besides BMX? Mud wrestling.
Brakes or sole of shoe? Brakes.
Favorite place on earth? Any good set of Trail.
Best thing ever? My ass.
Electric car or pave the rain forest? What’s the rainforest?
44/1630-11.
How much pressure do you have in your tires? What ever Alex tells me.
Right or left side sprocket? Right. It’s the French way. Leave that left side stuff for the Hinglish.
Do you like to drive or fly? I’m building a car that flies.
Apple or PC? ?????
Full face, Pro Tec, or nothing? Nothing. I’m so good I don’t need a helmet.
Have you ever read anything interesting about you on the internet? I had some funny photos and an interview on frogsex.com.
Do you own a house? No. If all you fucking Americans would buy more of my frames, maybe I could afford one.
Dream car? A cute little one.
Current car? Ferrari.
How many X-Games have you been in? Three.
Past injuries? Alex hurt my feelings hurt a few times.
Current injuries? My nose is squished and smells like a man’s ass.
If i had a million dollars... I would stop riding and laugh at all the poor people.
When I wake up hung over... I usually have a sore ass.
Thing you always forget to pack for trips? Condoms.
In 10 years I’m going to... Rich.
In 10 hours I’m going to... Hung over.
In 10 min I'm going to... In pain